Quotes 2003

Thanks to BriAnne for sending these along, and to all those who took quotes.

Slot 1 - Friday, 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m.

Unto the Third Generation: Interlude

"You know Lexie." - GM
"Yeah, she's my mom." - Nikki
"Have you played with Benedict?" - GM

"I've asked you to accompany me somewhere. Can you look normal?" - Ophelia to Tandra
*Jill looks at GM to ask*
"Are you shiny, or is it a matte finish? Can you make it matte?" - Ophelia persists

"But he's..." - Ophelia
"...not bright enough to lie." - GM as Valentine

"Don't talk to the bowl." - Meredith to Aoife

"I have a posse. I rock." - Ophelia

"Amber has no easy way of telling people are dead." - GM
"Unless you have a corpse in front of you!" - Fiona
"Even that..." - (chorus)

"I keep walking. I have a murder to commit." - Ophelia

"Why is the dead girl invisible?" - Auberon

"It's okay if you kill her. She dies in the line of duty. It's all good." - Bridgette about Ana

"One of the gargoyles goes poof. One of the gargoyles goes smush. And you all go whoosh." - GM

"You are getting a Trump call." - GM
"Can I refuse it?" - Tandra

"It would be possible for you to refuse it, but you would have to be unconscious." - GM

"I assumed that the Deadly Damage Dagger was doing Deadly Damage to the Dastardly Door." - GM

"The quickest psychotherapy I know happens with a blade." - Ana

"I'd rather be unconscious, thank you. Can I feel pain later?" - Jenn, for Aoife

"I'll be going home now." - Ophelia
"Did you wanna take your world with you? I don't want it." - Auberon

"I'd have to ask... well, I am the castle steward so I have to ask myself." - GM as Max

"Sometimes they knock the castle down, sometimes they decorate it. I don't know which is worse." -- GM as Max

"Can blink him away from whatever body part remains with the ring?" - Ana

Slot 3 - Saturday, 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.

If Wishes Were Horses

[On the purpose of the party, before it was called a baby shower:]
"Oh, I thought we were all gathered here to watch and wait for it to happen." - Ian

[On a baby shower:]
"We are here to celebrate the girth of the baby." - Fiona

[Oopsing on things to do at the baby shower:]
"I go about looking at the directions... decorations!" - Katrina
"Here, we have North. To the right, East." - JP

[On whether arms were allowed at the baby shower:]
"I wouldn't be me without my blade." - Bleys (GM Deb)
"I would feel naked." - Bleys (GM Bridgette)

"I could be naked." - Case

[On Corwin handing out cigars:]
"So this man I've never seen is giving me a cigar." - Katrina

[On noticing that the family has become all happy and shiny:]
"Does something seem off to you?" - Dima

[On being summoned by a cheerful Eric, his father:]
"I stand up looking pale." - Daniel

[On Deirdre's appearance:]
"Well, there's something you don't see every day." - Fletcher

[On finding out what's going on:]
"I am going to find a noble woman and pump her for information." - Fletcher
"You should use the grove your father likes." - Case

[To Dima, about Deirdre:]
"Dude, your mom is hot!" - Case

[On seeing Benedict necking with Aurelie, Fletcher's mother, in a grove in Arden:]
"I don't want to disappoint Katrina, so I'm going to spit ginger ale on her." - Fletcher

[On relatives that don't seem themselves, or should be dead:]
"Everybody has parents. I have parents." - Katrina
"So do I. They're back there." - Fletcher

[On his ultimate gift being changed by the appearance of a new king and queen:]
"Do you know how hard it was to find Baby's First Drumset?" - Fletcher

[On taking the Pattern:]
"Tomorrow is a good day to die." - Case (repeated often)

[On taking the Pattern:]
"So, let's get you all liquored up tonight. - Case
"I don't remember that as part of the preparations." - Dima
"That's how I prepared. Look how I turned out." - Case

[On the required visit to the Shrine of the Unicorn before taking the Pattern:]
"The Shrine of the Unicorn at night is the place to be." - Fletcher
"Why is that?" - Dima
"The virgins are off their guard." - Case

[On the interior decoration of the castle:]
"The decorations are all different because of Queen Jenna." - GM Deb
"For starters, she can see." - JP

[On speaking with the Elders about the problem:]
"Unfortunately, I've already said a few things to Fiona that may make her think that I am not of the right mind." - Dima
"Great! Then I'll use you as a scapegoat." - Fletcher

[On whether or not Fiona was the real Fiona:]
"Looks like your mother. Sounds like your mother." - GM Bridgette
"Tastes like your mother." - JP

[Losing control in front of his happy shiny mother:]
"I didn't like you before, and I like you even less now!" - Sebastian

[Reaction to Sebastian's explosion:]
"There are now other family members looking at you and they do not look happy." - GM Bridgette
"This is an improvement!" - Sebastian

[After experiencing a Shadow storm in her head:]
"I want some painkillers... NOW!" - Brianna

[On Sebastian's recurring problem with blacking out:]
"Y'know, I could just inject you with adrenaline so you don't pass out no matter how much it hurts." - Fletcher

[On detecting when changes take place:]
"I open up a book of history and wait for it to change." - Daniel

[On the changes due to a flurry of wishes:]
"Please fasten your seatbelts." - GM Bridgette
"We may be experiencing turbulence." - Carmen (Fiona)

[On how to get out of this mess:]
"Hall of Mirrors, cease program!" - Ian

[On what Sebastian will say to the real Fiona when he finds her:]
"Oh my God. I'm glad you're a bitch." - GM Bridgette, for Sebastian

Slot 4 - Saturday, 7:00 p.m. to midnight

A Moment in Time

I'm quite certain we have someone who's attractive to Oberon. We have women." - Haley

"But Julian's down there naked and left his clothes behind this tree..." - Kevin

"We're weak willed compared to the elders." - Garan
"I'm working on that." - Erwin

"So they kill Clarissa. We just fuck Oberon." - Haley

"You can..." *waves hand* - Haley
"Shapeshift. Yes." - Garan
"Can you be Oberon? Can you have the makeup sex?" - Haley

"And the redheads are still babies..." - Kevin
"But they're CUTE!" - Deb & Fiona in chorus

"Deirdre got a look alike? Can I have a look alike too?" - GM as 6-year-old Fiona

"Now we plot." - Erwin
"Now we learn." - Haley
"Now I'm faced with my mother's room." - Neoma

"Caine's just too young. He's like 16." - GM
"I wouldn't leave Caine in charge if he were *60*." - Neoma

"The one true Viagra of which all other Viagra is but shadow." - Erwin

"Is it the right moment?" - Garan
"That at least I'm sure we can figure out." - Haley
"Not from what we've heard of her demeanor. She's always in a bad mood." - Garan

"I'm wondering what would happen if I gave him all three potions." - Haley
"He'd probably explode." - Neoma
"That's the point." - Haley
"Not like *that*." - Neoma

"I ignore him like the pesky little brother he is." - Neoma

"It's obvious he's gonna get some." - GM
"He's struttin' around like a peacock." - Deb
"Or some kinda cock anyway..." - BriAnne

"The Amber standard with the subtext of who as king?" - Haley

"There's a good reason why the splotch looks bigger... there's a dead Martin there." - GM

"I'm quiet on both ends. Except when I need to be noisy." - Garan

[Describing the game the next morning:]
"We tried to fuck with the universe and it fucked back. So we put it back the way it was when we got it." - Deb

Slot 5 - Sunday, 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m.

Life, the Universe, and Everything

[On giving the bipedal things something to do:]
"I will grant them two gifts: agriculture and paperwork." - 00000000

[On the concepts of commodities, work for wages, and slavery:]
"I begin giving things value. Food, work people do, and people." - Sniff

[Mid-game, when the acceptability of heterosexual sex during daylight was still not introduced:]
"I still find it amusing that, in public, homosexuality is still more accepted." - GM

[On opposition to an organized government:]
"Your response to anarchy is to make it illegal." - GM

[Summarizing actions in a round:]
"Let me ponder this epoch for a moment. An Underworld was created. Almost immediately, lies about how to get there were being spread. Then Heaven was created. As soon as people heard of other lands, they decided they had to conquer them. Mass weapons of war started rolling out. The opposite sex smells better and making babies is a lot more fun now. It's still publicly acceptable to make squickies, but if you're going to make a baby, get a room." - GM